The above bouquet of roses will be delivered to Sapphire tomorrow. It's my indirect way of apologizing for letting Caramel eat the box...though Sapphire doesn't know about it. I'm still not planning to tell her about it, but I have decided not to let it happen again.
I won't be having sexual relations with Caramel or any other woman...unless I'm not exclusively dating anyone or I'm single altogether.
That's really all I have to say.