Monday, January 26, 2015

A Social Experiment....For The Right Sperm Donor

My opinion of the ideal black man

I have decided to stop focusing so much attention on my love life (or lack thereof). Instead, I want to shift my focus to another matter...

I want children. That's no secret. I am going on 30 years old this year and that clock is ticking. I swear I will NEVER bring any children into this world as a single parent. I do hope to one day meet the right woman and have children with her. That is the plan. In the meantime, I think I will busy myself looking for OUR sperm donor. 

I can't imagine this task will be hard. The world is full of men. The world is full of black men. The world is full of thirsty ass niggas, who don't give a solid shit about their sperm. A lot of dudes out here just want to get a nut...damn the product that comes from it. 

I'm just keeping it 100. I don't think there is another race of man as emotionally nonchalant about their seed as African American men. So, I can honestly say I'm not sweating this task. I will say I want to be friends with this individual...if only for the sake of the kids who might want to get to know him one day.

So, what is my ideal sperm donor?

Ideally, he will be at least 6'0,'' dark-skinned, athletic, smart/educated, and handsome. For whatever reason whenever I think about this image the faces/bodies of Reggie Bush, Lance Gross, and Morris Chestnut pop up in my head...



So how will I find this person? Good question...

I want to put out an ad that reads, Attractive Successful Black Lesbian Seeks Tall, Dark, and Handsome Black Men As Sperm Donor (and Friendship)

I want to see how many hits I will receive from the ad. I'm really going to do it. I will chronicle the results on this blog.

Feel free to drop your two cents in the comment section.

Sunday, January 18, 2015

New Year...Same Old Problem


Sigh...

I don't even know where to begin with this rant. You've heard it before and I debated whether or not to post it again. I'm frustrated as hell. I haven't been blogging because I've been annoyed and frustrated as fuck. 

Why?

Because of the sorry crop of black lesbians I meet here in Atlanta. 

I can't meet a quality in-shape/average/just a little extra, childless, educated, career focused, family orientated black lesbian with her own damn natural hair to save my life. I'm dead serious. The shit is damn near non-existent here! 

I honestly feel like crying! 

I let go of a great woman because I couldn't get past her race (referring Sapphire) and I wanted to stick with black women. Yet, truth be told, I don't find most...I would say 98%...of the black lesbians I run across attractive. 

I don't know what I'm going to do about this problem. Gay marriage is on its way to being legal in this country (the Supreme court has agreed to hear cases involving gay marriage and I honestly think it will go in our favor) and I can't for the life of me even imagine marrying any of the black women I've run across in this city. 

I want kids and a wife. However, it's beginning to look like my wife will not be black. Shit I can't even find some on point black lesbians to befriend...yet alone date!

I'm beginning to seriously question my decision to throw Sapphire in the bushes.

Sunday, January 11, 2015

So I'm Single Again...


I know some of you are thinking, "Damn, that was quick!"

I have concluded that Yellow Bone and I are only meant to be friends. She didn't do anything wrong. I'm just not feeling a relationship with her anymore. 

I broke the news to her today. She took it well. Maybe she shared my thoughts....I don't know. I'm glad it was pain free. 

On the other hand, I'm REALLY beginning to worry about my future prospects. I will be turning 30 years old in July. I don't have any kids. I don't have a girlfriend to one day marry. It's scary to think it may not happen for me, but I'm realistic. It's hard as hell to find a quality, childless, black woman after 30 who doesn't come with a shit load of baggage and is comfortable with her sexuality. Perhaps this is the MAIN reason I fell back in with Yellow Bone. 

I'm going to try hard NOT to think about this stuff. I've told myself that when love comes I will welcome it with open arms, but until then I'm not settling. 

Saturday, January 10, 2015

Could Be The Story Of My Life...


And probably that of other black gays and lesbians.

Sunday, January 4, 2015

Black Women: Are You Sick of Black Men's Shit Yet? Let Me Show You Why You Should Be....


I swear this year (2015) I am going HARD on black males and their misogyny. I'm not playing any games about it. I'm not going to sugarcoat it or tiptoe around anyone's feelings. I'm going to speak the whole truth and nothing but the truth....and I don't give a fuck who it hurts, disturbs, or rubs the wrong way.  

I'm thinking of creating a whole new blog just to put black men's self-hatred, internalized racism, sexism, and misogyny on full blast. That's how passionate I am about this topic. Since I don't deal with black men on any type of romantic level I'm quite certain it will be easy for me to throw them and their bullshit straight under the bus.  So, maybe this is my new calling in life.

Today while browsing the internet I ran across a beautiful work of art that was done by a black woman...


As you can see from the illustration it is a beautiful black woman who is leaving behind 2014 and heading into 2015. It seems she is leaving behind baggage such as "jealousy" "temper" "hate" "fake friends" "heart break" and "negativity" while carrying "focus" "love" "God" etc with her into 2015.

The artwork is a very powerful and uplifting message that I think can apply to a number of black women out here (myself included). Personally, I appreciate the artist and her work. Too bad I can't say the same for a number of black men. 

Dumb, jealous, misogynistic black men across the internet have taken this artist's work and modified it to fit their disrespectful, hateful, racist, stereotypical image of black women...

 

To add insult to injury these disrespectful niggas have the nerve to tag this bullshit with their twitter usernames...that's how out of touch and bold these motherfuckers are with their disrespect for black women. You NEVER see this type of disrespectful crap from men of other races in regards to the women of their race...NEVER!

When I first saw this shit I was naturally outraged! I guarantee if a black man had created a powerful and uplifting image of a black man....only to have it disrespectfully altered by black women all over the internet...niggas would be ready to revolt. Black women would be called all kinds of "divisive" "feminist" "coon" etc. 

My question is when the hell are black women going to STAND UP and STOP taking this nonsense? 

When the hell are we going to join together and start aiming aggressively at the heads of these misogynist assholes and their supporters? 

When are we going to start putting ourselves FIRST and stop protesting and matching for a group of men who are a walking/talking shit stains who hate themselves, black women, black children, and anything else associated with blackness?

When the fuck are we going to get angry enough about this kind of shit to promote some type of change?

Friday, January 2, 2015

This Touched Me...


This commercial touched me.

P.S. My new girlfriend is....drum roll please....

Yellow Bone!

Tuesday, December 30, 2014

So I Have A Girlfriend Now...


I have a girlfriend now.

I don't feel like giving much detail about her.

We made love yesterday and she became mine.

I'll let you guess who she is and next year (2015) I'll  give you all the juicy details!

Happy New Year!
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